Humor is the best way to unravel situations. It
creates a lighter atmosphere and helps us to have an enhanced
communication. With increasing competition and a craving to be the best,
it sometimes costs us precious moments and people of our lives. What
better way to narrow those distances than with the use of jokes. It
makes us laugh together and share times of happiness with people whom we
had left behind during the start of the race. Parents are one among such
people. Try out some of these funny jokes on Parent's Day. Write them on
cards or say it aloud-it's you take!!!!!!!
Parents Day Humor
Parents
Two kids are talking to each other. One says, "I'm really worried.
My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My
mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I'm worried sick!"
The other kid says, "What have you got to worry about? Sounds to
me like you've
got it made!"
The first kid says, "What if they try to escape?"
The Worms
A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol.
He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of
whiskey.
The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and
died.
"All right, son," asked the father, "what does that show
you?"
"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have
worms."
Mommy Ate It
For weeks a six-year-old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about
the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
One day, the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn
child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment.
Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy,
whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at
home?"
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"
One-Liner
Little Girl to her friend: "I'm never having kids. I hear they
take nine months to download."
The Baby-Sitter
A young man agreed to baby-sit one night, so a single mother could have
an evening out. At bedtime, he sent the youngsters upstairs to bed and
settled down to watch football.
One child kept creeping down the stairs, but the young man kept sending
him back to bed.
At 9pm the doorbell rang, it was the next-door neighbor, Mrs. Brown,
asking whether her son was there. The young man brusquely replied, "No."
Just then a little head appeared over the banister and shouted, "I'm
here, Mom, but he won't let me go home!"
White Hair
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes
at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several
strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She
looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your
hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong
and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then
said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
No Sale
"Is your mother home?" the salesman asked the small boy.
"Yeah, she's home," the boy said, scooting over to let him
past.
The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then
again. Still no one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the fellow
said, "I thought you said your mother was home!?"
The kid replied, "She is; but this isn't where I live."
